Interesting Memes? Share yours!

I figure this is an allowable discussion on /b/ here, so I'll put it up. I'm going to post fairly safe memes, and hopefully you guys will post ones that I haven't seen before. It seems like a good way to kick off uhh... Discussion, I guess. Randomness is probably the best word.

I give you:

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img43/4851/chucknorris001.jpg
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img24/6040/chucknorris002.jpg
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img12/8848/chucknorris003.jpg
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img43/2815/chucknorris004.jpg

I don't know how to use forums, so you get some links that will probably expire soon.

It's a Chuck Norris cell phone game from Austria. I kid you not. I picked up this mini-magazine at a T-Mobile in Krems, Austria when my cell phone wasn't working.
The guy who was helping me with it really liked my Chuck Norris jokes, too.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the lights, Chuck Norris turns off the darkness.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you probably have only a few seconds left to live.